Okay, everytime I come to this board and I scroll down to "The Cafe" - I look at that title about the TC....This One:

The Cafe - 'TC' So? Your daughter wants her belly pierced? Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café!

Anyway, I find myself always reading those over and over and thinking to myself what the answer is....

So, how 'bout we answer those questions!!!!


So?
*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? She already has it - she is 17 and had it done at 15

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? We adopted our kitten from a shelter last year, and she went straight in the litter box (and has ever since)

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? Divorced, and my SO doesn't watch hockey

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? Nope - and if they did, it wouldn't bother me....

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! I don't drink coffee (tea, please)


Again, I know this is a strange post, but it is something different

Have a great day!!!!

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Haha! Cute!

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? We have a 9yo & 12yo and we'd probably tell them both no.

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? Never had that problem. We did have a kitten that used ot use the walls to poop on.

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? Our wedding video turned out like junk so I don't know that it would matter too much. Plus, my husband doesn't watch hockey. AND, on top of that, we hardly ever use the VCR.

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? Wouldn't bother me but I'm sure the HOA would be on them in a second.

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! I don't drink coffee but I'll have some pink lemonade!

I'm game!

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? Don't have a daughter...but if she was responsible I would consider it

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? We adopted our cat from my DHs brother.....have had him for 17 years and he has NEVER used anything but the litterbox

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? My DH likes hockey but we go see them in person..BUT if he taped anything over our wedding video I would be ticked BUT since my sister has a copy it would not be a total loss...PLUS..the tape is not with any other tapes.

Actually come to think about it, he was have to actually go into the closet and GET the WHITE tape and cover the little holes that make it impossible to tape over...I would think that if he did all that, he was trying to tell me something! LOL

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? I love those little garden gnomes!

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! I usually am drinking Tea or Water or Dr Pepper!

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Ok here it goes....

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? my daughters are 12 and 6 so I would tell them to wait till they are older.

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? I dont have a cat My BF has two dogs and they better not think about using anything as a bathroom other than going outside when my BF walks them.
I have 2 fish so I dont have that problem with them

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? Divoeced and my BF doesnt watch hockey. Now if we were to get married I would hide the tape / dvd so he couldnt erase it.

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? my neighbors dont but I wouldnt care if they did as long as it was neat and not an eyesore

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! I don't drink coffee but iced tea would be fine thanks

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Now I can strangle it

Your daughter wants her belly pierced? I only have a son and yes his ear is pierced. I was toying with the idea of doing my own but decided against it.

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? I have one that uses my tub as a littler box. I think its cause I have an unfixed male in the house but the unbox one is a fixed male.

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? Divorced, and I would have been me taping over the wedding. But in 1985 we didn’t think to tape our wedding.

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? No but cute little guys. I live in an apartment the only thing that really annoys me is that one neighbor (up on the second floor) smokes what smells like to me to be an illegal substance.

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! Diet Coke for me and can I have your rewards points?

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*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? Already been discussed and she said that she would wait until she goes away to college (she's 14 now!) and "surprise" us when she comes home one weekend! We laughed but I fear it will probably be a reality!

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? We took in a stray and put a roof over his head and he went straight to the litter box! He'd been living outside for about 5 months (we just started feeding him, he hung around (of course, he was getting food) and when it got cold, I brought him in one night and he's been inside every since).

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? He would never live that down for the rest of his life! No matter what I did wrong I could always use the "you taped over our wedding w/some hockey game" and I'd always win!

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? I probably wouldn't care!

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! I don't drink coffee~~I'll take a Diet Dr. Pepper!

~~This was a fun idea!!!!~~

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Daughter had her belly button pierced when she was 28
Cat poops on the floor in the corner when he is mad at me. Nice little round ones so they are easy to clean up. I think it is funny. If it were messy he's go to the vet to go to sleepy town.
No tape of the wedding, Too long ago.
No gnomes in the neighborhood. Once we had a lady across the street that had so much clutter in her yard it did look messy
coffee hurts my stomach, could I have diet coke please?

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? Mine did it at 16. A few months later she had to have emergency surgery and she couldn't get it out! The surgeon had to remove it after she was anesthesized and then was nice enough to put it back in before she woke up. She hasn't had any problems with it since.

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? No cats - allergies!

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? Not a problem - we're a baseball family.

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? Unfortunately, that would be the least of my problems with my neighbors!

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! Thanks, I wil-- I always do!

What a fun idea!!

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? No daughters.

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? No cats.

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? No wedding video.

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? No neighbors. Just kidding! If it's tasteful, I'm OK with it....and both of my neighbors have tasteful yards and homes.

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! OK! Black please.

Thanks for starting this great thread!

cj/

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*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? They're 7 and 9 so for now it's a NO.

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? No cats.

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? Since he'll be my ex tomorrow, he can have the dang video and put anything he wants on it, lol.

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? It may not be my taste but it wouldn't make me mad.
*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! I'd prefer a nice cold water on this hot day.

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? No daughters but two sons who hate pain. Tried to get them to get their ear pierced lol. I had mine done at 30.
*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? My cats only use their litterbos. Now my dogs on the other hand.... 2 out of 3 did as puppies.

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? No video and doesn't like to watch any sport on tv. Now if it was 'COPS' he would do something stupid like that.

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? I would be the one late at night moving them around their yard lol
*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! I usually do this .
Judy

Oh yes...daughter has a pierced belly button, plus more piercings, plus a couple of tattoos...Been there, done that. If I was young & had a nice body I would also want my belly button pierced & maybe a small tattoo here & there. Unfortunately tattoos don't work on old wrinkly bodies. LOL

Cats use their sandbox & hardly ever even sit on the couch. One does drape herself over the arm occasionally & looks really cute doing it.

I'm in the group that was married too long ago to have a wedding video. He did however tape over part of her 8th grade graduation. But he did that taping something more of her. I wasn't happy, but it wasn't as bad as if it had been a hocky game.

In my neighhborhood if you had garden gnomes someone would steal them anyway, so they wouldn't be there long enough to irritate me.

I'll join whoever said they would be having a Diet Coke as that is my preferred drink. Myrna

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced?
She is 40 years old, she can pierce whatever she wants!

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box?
Our cat prefers to go outside but uses the litter box if she has to. Once had a dog who tried to eat our couch tho!

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video?
We don't have a video of our wedding, but he did tape over my favorite movie and also taped a tornado going by over our DD's wedding shower!

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad?
We really can't see the front yard of our neighbors houses from our house but I like gnomes. We have an indoor collection of Tom Clark gnomes!*

Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café!
i'll have a coca Cola, please.
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Your daughter wants her belly pierced? No daughter, but I would say better the belly than the lip or eyebrow.

Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? I would know something was wrong and get her to the vet to find out she has diabetes. (just last week)

Your husband taped the hockey game over your wedding video? Husband is long gone, been replaced by boyfriend.

Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? Um, it's a little hard for me to be judgemental on this one as I have a cow skull and an elk skull in my yard. It's Arizona ya know, desert motif.
Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Cafe! Yes please, can we have New Mexico Pinon coffee?

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It's about learning to dance in the rain.

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? I don't have a daughter. I have sons. But I have a daughter-in-law and her belly button is already pierced!
*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? We have an outdoor cat. She doesn't come inside.
*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? Hmmm..we've been married for 33 years. I don't think video cameras had been invented yet!!
*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? I wouldn't care if my neighbor had a gnome collection. It's his yard!!
*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! I like coffee, but would rather pour myself a glass of sweet tea or if it's cold outside, usually hot tea.


So come on in and visit with me for a while!!

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? She is 2. Maybe when she gets a little older

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? Nope, she uses DHs laundry basket for her liter box, and the bathroom rugs. We now have to lock her in the garage at night.

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? Our wedding tape has been lost for 5 years. I could have thrown it our while cleaning the garage.

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? My neighbors like to play LOAD Mexicain music at midnight. I would prefer a gnome collection.

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! No coffee here either, but I like a good tea.

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You laugh at me because I am different,
I laugh at you because you are all the same.

Your mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open.

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced?
No daughters. Aah.

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box?
No cat, but that would be horrible!

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video?
No, he hasn't... thank goodness! I still break out in a sweat when I watch that thing. LOL.

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad?
Nah, just a junky yard that I could probably call the city about but we really like them and don't want to make waves... They really are good neighbors in every other way.

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café!
Coffee with lots of cream and sugar so that it's almost like melted ice cream.

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? She's only 6 but when she is at least 14 I would say it is fine. If my abs were tighter I would get mine down

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? Allergic to anything with fur so don't have to worry about this one

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? I never got a copy of our wedding video but even if we did, my DH doesn't watch ANY sports (how blessed am I? )

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? No, HOA wouldn't allow it but I am bugged by the fact my neighbor is always parking their many cars in front of my house

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café!A cup? LOLOLOLOL More like an entire POT!

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What a fun idea op!!

Your daughter wants her belly pierced? I had mine done ..don't bother me.. but I have no daughter .

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? The neighbor has 50 cats. I'll never own one!

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? if we had a wedding video.. perhaps we would get renew our vows?? lol yeah maybe on a cruise ship!

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? no, it would just give her cats something to pee on other than my car and garden!

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! I don't drink coffee but if someone could drive by the mcdonalds and get me a cappacuino... mmmm

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*Your daughter wants her belly pierced?" She's 5 months old and I don't even plan on getting her ears pierced like some people do to babies. Not my body, not my choice.
*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box?" No cat, just a dog who poops in the vegetable garden.
*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video?" No wedding video, but we have Tivo, so no tape required.
*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad?" Yeah, this would irk me, but the neighbors have a beautiful yard.
*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café!" No thanks, not a coffee drinker. Just water please, I am breastfeeding and trying to keep hydrated in this heat.

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All the cool babies are wearing cloth!

Your daughter wants her bellybutton pierced? She tried it when she was 21 and got an infection.
Your cat keeps using the couch as a litterbox? We have a well trained dog.
Your husband taped the hockey game over your wedding video? I got married so long ago we didn't have a video (ok we did have a 5 minute no sound super 8).
Your neighbor has a gnome collection? I have a gnome and angel collection.
Pour yourself a cup of coffee.....I don't drink coffee or tea but give me coke zero.

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? Mine has hers done, she is 17 also, and got hers last year for her 16th birthday, along with her tattoo.

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? We do not have a cat anymore, but our dog has started to lose her mind, so she is having accidents, maybe that is what happens when you get old, lol.

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? Hubby doesn't watch hockey, but even if he did, we do not have a wedding video, lol.

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? No, we live an apartment, and we are not allowed to have anything outside of them.

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! No coffee, but I will take a Coke!

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*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? My dd's are 5 and 7. If they decide at 16 that's what they want to do, fine with me. Same goes for a tattoo (I have a couple, hopefully soon to be a 3rd), but either way I go with them. Gotta check out where they are going!

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? No cat, only have a lovable yellow lab. And she even poops in the woods so no clean up in the yard!

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? Our wedding video is tucked away in a drawer, but some days (the ones he pisses me off!) I wish he or someone would tape over it!

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? Our house is tucked way back in from the road, can't see any of the neighbors!

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! I'd much rather have a mudslide!

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Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

So?
*Your daughter wants her belly pierced?Mine just turned 5, she BETTER not want her belly pierced,lol

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? Thankfully, no. Our 2 cats are 11 and 13 and use the litterbox just fine.
*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video?Nope,
*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? Nope - and if they did, it wouldn't bother me....

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! I don't drink coffee but a diet pepsi will suffice!

I LOVE This!!!!

OK - Here are my answers - and thanks to everyone who already gave theirs!

*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? Seeings as they are 18mos and 4 mos...I would say NO. Actually I am pretty strict. I take the stance as long as you are under 18 you are to follow my rules and example - so no. Once you are 18 I will fully support it and go with and hold your hand. (I do have a 15 year old step-daugher but allow her bio parents to make calls like that - and no she is not pierced.)

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? Had one do this when my son (now 4) started walking. He went to the vet and never came home. (This is the simple version, we tried months of trying to fix it, but alas, a cat can not pee in ones home and away went the cat.)

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? This question had me running for my tape! It took me two hours to find it. I thought I WAS THE ONE who recorded over it. I have now taken the tab off, watched it, labeled it and safe guarded it. Anyway - if my husband did it I think I would be OK. I still have him.

*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? Seeings as my neighbor lives BEHIND me (like picture the front of a house in your backyard) I would be mad. I would send my dogs over to potty. I am way to easily stressed though!

*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! No coffee - just give me a Coke.

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So?
*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? not happening in this lifetime

*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? dont have a cat

*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? dh dont watch hockey at all does his hbo series count


*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? Nope I dont care what the neighbors do


*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! I don't drink coffee either I will take a diet coke though

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*Your daughter wants her belly pierced? no not her belly ,but she wants to pierce her lip!!yuck .and I say NO,she says it's not fair.and i say : duh!!
*Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? our couch is leather,woudl be easy to clean.....I think my kids are worst than a cat!!!.
*Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? there is video proof that we got married????ok ,shoot THAT video of the wedding night!!!not even spend teh first night together,long story ,I had to go back to work,he had to pick a friend up who had lost his driver's licence.so our honeymoon got cut short!!!really short....
*Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? that would beat the 2 trailers that our nrighbors has in his front yard.....
*Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! only one cup.....????/

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Your daughter wants her belly pierced?youngest one does.She's 21.Both DD have tatoes.
Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? No cat,but grandson has pee'd on the couch.
Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video?Been married to many years for this one..
Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad.prolly has a collection of something illegal there.
Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café!Make mine a big glass of iced tea,2 packs splenda and lemon..
Could I get a ma*****o with that(I quit for 8 months after heart surgery)why is it bad habits are so much easier to pick up than good ones??/