Someone posted in another thread about funny names kids come up with. List yours here:

I don't know if this is what you are asking but I remember my son at around age 2 saying:

1) "Messy Scare You" = Mascara
2) "Oprah" = Opera (I was going to the opera and he told his Granny that I had gone to Oprah's house -- yep, I know Oprah. Just kidding...)

I used to call hors d'ouvres horsey doovers...

OK, I still do - so there!

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My son used to call hamburgers hangleburgers..

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I think it was my ds that said this. So sad I can't remember

My DD used to say

COCK-EYES for french fries. If you told her to say "french--------fry" she would, then when you told her to say it together, COCK-EYES!

it was always so funny!

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when my brother was younger he would call my pair of eyeglasses..."La Las"..so that is still how I refer to them. My ds was a little boy, and he'd say he wanted his "oogle, boggle, bankie"..which meant he wanted his bottle of milk and a blanket. He'd also say " Dew Dew Peas" for excuse me, please.

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My friend's daughter used to say "nexterday" instead of "tomorrow." She figured that if the day before today is yesterday, then the day after today must be "nexterday."

I DD worked at McDonalds and my neice used to call is Mickel-donalds. It was cute.

I've been a speech therapist for 17 years and I wish I would have kept everything for a book! One of my favorites is "neckersleeve". Can you guess what it is?





Collar - a sleeve for your neck!


My bother called water "more no more" because you could have more, or no more!

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This is me calling things funny names. Our boys get the dirtiest ears, and we have always referred to the gunk as "Monkey Poop." I hate that, so I am always there w/ a Q-tip after baths. (I know, bad mom, nothing smaller than your elbow in your ear....). I would always say something like, "Wow, after you went to sleep, those monkeys had a party in your ears!" WELL, our youngest son just started kindergarten. I tried that a few days ago, and Kieran pronounced loudly, "Mom, Noah told me it's not Monkey Poop-it's EARWAX!!!!" Apparently, there was a big conversation at the lunchtable when my son noticed there was Monkey Poop in his schoolmate's ears.

When my DD was young a 'sofa' was a davencouch and an umbrella was a brunella.
I still use these words around her just to tease!
My DS caled anything that went around a round and round and that is still what we call our corner cupboard lazy susan!

(I have never claimed to be "normal"!)

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My son started calling junior mints chuda bins when he first started talking.He is going to be 24 next month,and we still call junior mints chuda bins.

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My DD used to call a suitcase a cous-case, and my son called a ball a gawk. Don't know how gawk came about, but it did.