Ok, we did this here several months ago and it was pretty funny. I think leader CiCi started it and I thought since I need some laughs today, that I would start it up again.

What you do is go to Google and type your name and the word needs in quotes, i.e. "Cecilia needs", and see what comes up. Some of them are pretty funny. I'll go first.

Cecilia needs it bad
Cecilia needs a full-time nurse maid
Cecilia needs to get back on track
Cecilia needs some intense therapy
Cecilia needs to exercise more (so true!)
And my favorite....

Cecilia needs spraying to keep Powdery Mildew at bay

What do you need?

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Cecilia

"We must love them both--those whose opinions we share and those whose opinions we reject. For both have labored in the search for truth, and both have helped us in the finding of it."
Saint Thomas Aquinas

Lisa needs braces

Lisa needs work...
Lisa needs her drugs

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Nicole needs a boob job (okay definitely not...lmao)
Nicole needs food
Nicole needs big ones
Nicole needs serious education

Maryann needs to be shot-she is so ******* (I omitted the profanity) ANNOYING!
Maryann needs therapy
Maryann needs to live in her real world
Maryann needs some exercise

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~~~~**Maryann**~~~~

I just got a firm grip on reality....
Now I can strangle it

I'm also a Nicole.....

I got the same ones you did plus

Nicole needs an intervention
Nicole needs a few good home-town friends to hang out with......

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Wayne Woodrow “Woody” Hayes

O-H-I-O

Erika needs coffee (oh ain't that the truth! LOL)
Erika needs to eat a steak sandwich while doing sit-ups
Erika needs divine healing
Erika needs to go blone again
Erika needs to sing, work, ...
Erika needs to drop out of school and move back to Syracuse
Erika needs a fun, loving and caring family that is normal and will let her be ...
Erika needs to listen to Boogie Big Brother


Okay that was just way to funny!!

Andrea needs to read her Emily Post
andrea needs some help coming up with stalker songs
andrea needs a profession in which she can express her inventive and idealistic side
Andrea needs us
Andrea needs treatment -- not a death sentence <-- in reference to Andrea Yates
Andrea needs a brush.
Andrea needs to make out with me <-- LMAO

Brenda needs to be far away in a safe place.

Brenda needs you to massage her bottom, so she can start to relax.

Brenda needs to grow up.

Brenda needs her medication.

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GO #24 JEFF GORDON

Jeannine needs to shut her mouth and teach her kids some new things

Jeannine needs to get a grip

Jeannine needs to get her alcoholic a$$ back from St. Louis so we can get *&$(^(*#$^ up

Jeannine needs a reality check-wake up call

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Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

Kelli needs is folks to put their heads together
Kelli needs a family that is patient (ain't that the truth!)
Kelli needs to be enlightened.
Kelli needs to come visit and have some more wine!
Kelly needs to let it go.
Kelli needs a hug.
Kelli needs to have her mouth cupped ever so often.

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I'm the kind of woman when my feet hit the floor in each morning, the devil says "Oh crap, she's up."

How fun!
Missy needs to stay away from sharp objects
Missy needs more chocolate
Missy needs sparkly things
Missy needs to stop playing on the computer and get back to cleaning the house

Krissy needs a new set

Krissy needs a new boyfriend (hubby might disapprove)

Krissy needs to undress for bed

Krissy needs your prayers

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"Never loan your car to someone you have given birth too"

Cindy needs a tall, cold glass of STFU
Cindy needs your help
Maybe Cindy needs to rub some good lotion
cindy needs to be accesorized, please
cindy needs to stay on that bus
Cindy Needs Our Help

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Kim needs to take off the gloves
Kim needs to shut up
Kim needs to eat something and shut her ugly mouth
Kim needs to get out of jail soon
Kim needs to be thanked

Yikes!!!!!!

Carmen needs all the Pants magic possible (I'll take all I can get) ...
Carmen Needs Something
Carmen needs excitement, too … the surprises, the chase and the capture,
Carmen Needs You!


Carmen needs her dh home for the above..

Renee needs a home She squats in a shack down on Gardner street

Renee needs to take the stick out of her a** and use it as a modeling prop

Renee needs a break

Renee needs to be warned about the grifter before he gets his foot in the mansion with her.

Renee needs to gain weight"

Renee needs a man.

Renee needs to get back to the joy of "just being." ...

Christina needs to realize that she in fact is not a bad a**

Christina needs to go and tell these b@#$hes to eat it!!!

Yikes Christina Needs Help (already knew that, but thanks. LOL)

Christina needs to own her whiteness and stop trying to be a rapper

Christina needs to be "thanked" for her comments in Blender

Christina needs to wear clothes ON TOP of her underwear (didn't know that I was wearing my clothes wrong, LOL)

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"Becky needs" a cactus shoved up her
"Becky needs" a bullet in her head
"Becky needs" a home.
"Becky needs" a psychiatrist...
Man someone needs some serious help!

lori needs | Lori’s Cubes
Lori Needs To Vent - BrainTalk Communities
Lori needs to let herself off the hook
Clearly Lori needs a gelato machine
Lori needs a little hocus-pocus from dear departed Aunt
Lori needs to step out into the experiences of others.

Ummm sounds like I might have problems. But a gelato machine would be nice!

~Carolyn needs a spanking
~Carolyn needs to take long hot baths and add some herbs
~Carolyn needs a hug, her hubby took her bears away (I was wondering who took those )
~Carolyn needs good food,good shelter
~Carolyn needs to reread her own book before she pounds the pavement looking for a new job
~Carolyn's needs will continue to be met

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#1 Red Wings....Stanley Cup winners 2008

And the top 10 things that Connie needs are.....

1. Connie really needs someone who can give her a lot of time and attention. She eats thawed frozen rats, likes to hang out, watch TV. (connie is apparently a snake. )
2. Connie needs a bone marrow donor
3. (Maury needs to stick with paternity tests and) Connie needs to stick with doing whatever it is she does every day
4. Connie needs to check out her own papers right wing blog, or the pathetic coverage her own paper has put out over the years sucking at the tit
5. connie needs to be with jax they look so much better together then slummy and he should be back with trash mouth braaless scarly
6. Connie needs to come to the USA
7. Connie needs to keep it up.
8. Connie needs to find the greater of two goods in the long term.
9. Connie needs to cancel the class
10. Connie needs a lot more attention!

or there's....

1. CJ needs a laxative
2. CJ Needs A Gurl is in your extended network
3. CJ needs to keep scoring TD's
4. CJ needs to be less smug
5. CJ needs to shut his mouth and play football
6. CJ needs to make some changes to make sure they aren't associated with spyware or anything malicious
7. CJ needs your full name, birth date and a photograph to conduct your session.
8. Like all artists, CJ need to work
9. C.J. needs no introduction to fans of wildly creative fantasy and science fiction
10. CJ needs to find out just what happened to her and it won't be easy

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I found lists from 2005 about me :-/

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