1. Stuck maxipads all over unworthy one's car.

2. Badly misplaced a remote control.

3. Subscribed unworthy one to pornomags.

I have only done about 2 things in my lifetime (that I can remember ) out of revenge and that was in my 20's.
One ex boyfriend who Cheated on me one too many times,I took a stack of his playboy magazines and dumped them all around his car in the parking lot at the bar he hanged out at. This almost got me killed! lol
The other I was 18 ,when my I caught my exhusband cheating and he ran up my phone bill behind my back calling women from those sex talk ads.
I cut a big hole in the front of all his jeans. That was really stupid,because I had to patch them all up later so he could go to work.

I'm not a revengeful person, and those 2 times will probably be the only stupid things I'll ever do.

I can't say... but I had a lot of fun

DH has a tendency of when he gets in my car (well...all three vehicles are OUR cars but this is the car that I drive most of the time) he yanks out my cd and puts in his. All in all...that's fine but--he'll take my cd and just toss it-in the console, the backseat, the side pocket on the seat...anywhere--I have a cd holder on each sunvisor and he NEVER puts them in there where he should put them...duh! I go to listen to MY music and can't find the cd (nearly wreck checking all the places he could have put it). Well...this one time, he left behind his cd. I hit the button to play my cd and his was in there. I took it out and started looking for mine. I couldn't find it anywhere. Well, I decided I would fix his butt. I put the window down and threw his cd out the window going down the highway (I know...I was littering but...I was ticked off!). I told my DD about it the next day (she has seen me on NUMEROUS occasions riding down the road searching for my cds after he has driven my car). DH asked me what ever happened to his cd and I just played dumb. DD and I get a big chuckle out of that to this day!

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This is really bad. I found out my fiancee was cheating on me with a married woman. I walked into his apartment without knocking because he had been sick in bed and I didn't want to disturb him by waking him up. Well when I walked into his bedroom there was a purse sitting on the chair and I knew immediately what was up. I started looking around and found her hiding under the bed trying to get her clothes on. She left in such a hurry she left her bra. I returned it to her husband at his place of work the next day.

I cant say either but sure am glad those days are over!!! I no longer seek revenge in a distructive way I just go out & have fun now & thats the best revenge I can seek these days

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I've never really done anything all that bad. Althougth my mom tells about pouring a pound of sugar in my dad's cars gas tank. It evidently tore the car up pretty good.

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There was this neighbor woman who had the hots for my dh. She would faun over him and bad mouth me behind my back. One Christmas she gave my kids , dh and I christmas gifts...oh, by the way, reason we even "hung around" with them is, the dh was coach of my son's tball team and they were our military sponsors when we moved overseas..

so anyhow..I thought...what NERVE to bad mouth me and run me down, then give us gifts ? So that night, after the lights went out and everyone asleep...I packed up the gifts, drove over to her house, dumped them on the front steps..drove home, and unplugged the house phones for the day ( I knew she would call steaming !)..LOL..I still remember the sound of the car driving in the night and my beam of headlights cutting thru the darkness !

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Notice that most of our revenge involves our men and other women? Same with mine. In high school (senior year) my BF ex-girlfriend was on my nerve so we toilet papered her house. She loved it!, bragged how beautiful it was, and took pictures to show the entire marching band (110 members). Pissed me off to no end!! Spent the next 2 months “gathering” friends and toilet paper. One cold rainy Ohio night got the tramp. She didn’t like the return trip.

Bad Mastercard commercial:
Case and half of toilet paper = free
15 band mates = free and fun
The look on Trina’s face when she opened her door = priceless

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There was a girl in high school who tormented me on the bus every day, so bad I stopped riding it. ANyway, I wrote a note, pretending to be her and pretending to write it from another friend of hers and I dropped it on the backroom floor for someone to find. Well they sure did and the rumor (pretty nasty one actaully) got ALL OVER school! It was awesome, I still to this day feel proud to have gotten her back. Witch!!

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When I was a teenager and going out with DH before we were married. His bro had a girlfriend who had some serious issues. Anyhow she was causing a lot of problems for my DH and his family and his bro just didnt see it. She ended up moving in with them and then later taking up with the neighbor guy...

Well anyhow.. I was so mad at her and DH's bro one day that I literally flipped out in my mind.. I grabbed some "stuff" from the kitty litter box and placed it in her coat pocket! To this day no one has ever mentioned anything about that and believe me I am not a vengeful person but with all the stuff that was going on at that time and I was afraid to open my mouth it sure made me feel better! LOL

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Here are her top ten rules for revenge... ~Lisa

1. Get mad....then get even. It's justice, plain and simple.

2. Revenge is healthy. Don't listen to those mealymouths who tell you otherwise. You're teaching people to behave better. At the same time you're getting icky poisonous feelings out of your system once and for all. What could be healthier?

3. Remember, Karma is a good thing. Be sure everyone gets his or hers...in this lifetime. You're helping to bring the scales of justice back into balance and restore order to the universe.

4. Revenge is excellent self-therapy. It's far cheaper than a therapist and much healthier than pigging out on a box of donuts.

5. The punishment should always fit the crime. In other words, don't go nuclear over something trivial.

6. Always aim your revenge where it hurts the most. Go right for the jugular.

7. Let your creativity blossom. Don't go for cliches like slashing tires. Yawn. Be original. Enjoy yourself. Give your mark an experience they'll never ever forget.

8. Don't break the law.

9. If you have to do something you're not proud of, be sure to cover your tracks well.

10. Have fun. If you can end up laughing at the jerk who wronged you, you're well on your way to being over it.

11. Once revenge is consummated, move on. It's over.

Nothing REAL major.

My horrid ex-husband had taken out insurance policies when we got married. Fast foward 5 years later and me leaving, one of the policies was in MY name and I had to be the one to do anything with it. I was supposed to cash it in and split the money with him. The greatest - and only REAL - piece of advice my Mom gave me was "Keep it all. Consider it your combat pay for the crap you put up with during your marriage". (He was a marine, hence the pun. )

I did, HEH! It wasn't a ton, $777.00. But being single and on my own for the first time, I sure could use it!

Not anything mind-blowingly awesome, but it made me feel good at the time. I guess I'm not a very vengeful person. I know at THAT point in time, I just wanted the whole thing over with FAST!!

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I didn't actually "take" this revenge but I was there to witness it and 25 years later it still brings a smile to my face when I think of it.

When my ex and I were divorcing he was a real pain in the hinder. He was taking advise from all his shipmates instead of getting a lawyer and just getting it over with. We had no kids and not much in the way of community property. All I wanted was my clothes, my car and for him to be responsible for half the debts(that were mostly his doing).

He was ok with that but was wildly insistant that he wouldn't give me any kind of support. I hadn't ask for any but someone told him to make sure I didn't get any in the divorce, so he was very vocal "NO SUPPORT".
The day of our divorce hearing came and it was raining cats and dogs and being downtown San Diego parking was crazy.
We get into the courtroom and my lawyer explains to the judge the agreement we had hammered out. And one sentence stuck out, "Both parties refuse the need for support."
As we left the room I asked my lawyer "He could have asked me for support couldn't he?"
He just grinned and said "Yes, and gotten it too. You earn more than he does."
It was the best laugh I had had in weeks.
That is until I was pulling out of the parking garage and saw my ex standing in the rain beside his truck holding jumper cables trying to get someone to give him a jump start.

I guess Einstien left his headlights on.

I honked, waved and hollered SeeYa!

Then I really laughed.

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It's about learning to dance in the rain.

When I was in college, I lived in what turned out to be a fleabag apartment for 1 school year. It looked great when we took the quick tour, but when we went to move in, we found all sorts of problems.
The landlord took forever to fix anything, if he did at all. The soap holder fell out of the wall in the shower, along with several pieces of tile around it, leaving a gaping hole. Being good tenants, we notified the landlord, and taped a garbage bag over the hole to keep the water out of the wall. Several months went by, and the problem was still not fixed. So we decided to stop being nice. We removed the garbage bag, and poured buckets full of water down the opening. Wouldn't you know it, they came to fix the problem the next morning!

This also involves an ex-husband. Prior to getting married he parked a large mercedes in my back yard and covered it in a tarp I assumed it was because the car wasn't registered and the neigbors are jerks. Well, he moves out, I start divorce proceedings and find out that the car is being "hidden" for a reason, if ya know what I'm saying.

I was able to find out where he was living (he wasn't having ANY communacation with me or his newborn son. I had the car towed to his new apartment and dropped RIGHT IN THE FRONT OF THIS DOOR!@!! Did I mention the car wasn't drivable?

You can bet I got a phone call that night!!!! I denied, denied and denied "Oh, I thought you picked up the car" was my response, faking surpise

We reconciled months later (only to split again) but I never told him that I was the one responsible for

I had lived with this man for several years and he just up and moved out one day with no reason given. He refused to talk to me and I kept running into him around town with another girl. My friend was doing a clinical rotation in the county health department. She called him from the health department phone ( so it would show up on his caller id) and informed him that someone who tested positive for a venereal disease had listed his name as one of their encounters and they recommend he come in and be tested. She gave him the VD clinic hours and said due to confidentiality she could not give out the name of the person they had tested. I heard about a month later from a mutual friend all about his testing and how painful it was and how embarrassed he was.

A friend of my mothers tells me a story about how my mom once caught her significant other cheating on her so she super glued his private part to his leg during one of their encounters. My moms friend was a nurse and claims she was on duty at the local emergency room when he came in. So she too did not make if very easy for him to recover nicely.

God when I was a teen and dating my Husband he had a trouble maker friend who now married his cousing that tried to get him drunk and then to cheat on me. So while he was at a concert in July and it was 100 degrees out the dingbat left his car windows open a crack and I cracked 2 DOZEN EGGS at and oops into his cloth interior car. Imagine the Stink. Well the car did get sold. I still brag about this today if I am trying to prove my temper really does exsist. I would kill my girls if they ever did this though. Thank god they are not as mean as their mom was.

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In college I had some really snotty roommates who were talking real crap about me behind my back....They left a diskette with some of their schoolwork and papers they were working on lying around. A little refrigerator magnet is quite powerful. One swipe and the data was corrupted. I knew they had paper copies so they only had to retype but they could never figure out what happened. Made me feel so much better.

>>>I cracked 2 DOZEN EGGS at and oops into his cloth interior car. <<<<


Ooooh, good, er, I mean evil one! ;-)
MZ

>>>informed him that someone who tested positive for a venereal disease had listed his name as one of their encounters <<<

Oooh! OOOh! Oooh! Gotta remember this one, fer sure };-D
MZ

I read about this somewhere and use it at least once a week...

I live in a large city with very impolite drivers. I'm always being cut off, tailed too closely, etc, etc.

After the bad driver commits the crime (i.e. cuts me off or whatever) they usually look in their mirror, waiting for me to give them the finger or something.

Well my advice is, smile your broadest smile and wave for a good full 30 seconds.

Hahaha

They will be wondering all day, Geesh, did I know them? Is that my neighbor? Who drives a Gray Toyota that I know?

It also helps lower my blood pressure when I'm steaming mad at the poor driver!

Try it, it's fun!

Paulette

Paulette- I do the same thing-! My husband just laughs at me.

When I was a sophomore in college, my roommate was ticked at me for coming in late (and tipsy!) and waking her up so the next day she poured a box of Cheerios in my bed and crunched them all up! When I got into bed that night--itchy, scratchy surprise! The day after that, after she left for class, I took all of her undies, got them wet, then threw them in the freezer! She had no choice but to go Commando to class the next morning!

Actually, I had a girls nite out with 5 of the college buddies in Nov---we have now been friends for over 20 years--yikes! and this little escapade came up.......we laugh about it now........

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