NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND....I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud.






1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.


3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.


5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.


6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.



7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.


8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.[/font]




[FONT='Copperplate Gothic Light','sans-serif']10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.


11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the ****s.




12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.




13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.



14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.



15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.


17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.


18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.


]21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.



22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.




23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

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Course if you google it, the same thing is listed for Tennessee, Alabama and Mississippi I'm suprised I didnt see Arkansas also but one is probably out there too I'm sure when I'm in a hurry I make errors to with my kids notes cause i dont think about them til my boys are about ready to head out the door lol

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I think you are taking this the wrong It is funny what happens when parents are in a hurry. This was not to insult anyone just funny that when we parents are in a hurry this is what happens.

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I love #11 ! Thanks for the chuckle, Carrie!

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Ew... those are great. Thanks Carrie.

LOL....can't help but laugh at some of those. I bet we'd be suprised to read some of the notes that get sent to school, especially when a parent writes it in a hurry!

Oh those were funny. I hate to think what I write when its 6 in the morning, I'm dragging myself out of bed, the kids are shoving paper and pen under my nose and saying write this write this. LOL, probably the same stuff...lol

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Urban Legends Reference Pages: Parents' Notes to Teachers
I was really hoping for a bit more information! This has to be ancient, but I still don't know where/when it's from.