An Italian Mother Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for
dinner... who lives with a female roommate Maria...


During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice
how pretty Anthony's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the
evening, while watching the two interact,
she started to wonder if there was
more between Anthony and roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just
roommates."
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar
bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat
down and wrote:
Dear Momma,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house;
I'm not saying that you 'did not'
take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since
you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his
Momma which read:
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm
not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
sugar bowl by now.
Love, Momma
Lesson: Never lie to your Momma... especially, if she's Italian

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I liked that one!

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Nicole

that was very cute

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Dallas James, born 5-21-03

That's cute. My Mom is Italian. My Sis and I still joke that when we were growing up we thought everyone was named Are You Hungry? Have You Ate Yet? Let Me Make You Something For The Road. and You'll Be Hungry Later!

I feel a comment from PUM coming on.......

Good one, I never saw it coming!

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Very cute!