[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']OH LORD I'M TIRED!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through, so please allow

her body to switch with mine for a day Amen.'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,

Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes,

Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches,

Drove them to school,

Came home and [/font][FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif']
Picked up the dry
cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners and

Stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and

Balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.



Then it was already 1 P. M. And he hurried to make the beds,

Do the laundry,

Vacuum,

Dust,

Sweep and

Mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and

Got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and

Got the kids organized to do their homework,

Then set up the ironing board and

Watched TV while he did the ironing.

A t 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and

Washing vegetables for salad,

Breaded the pork chops and

Snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the
kitchen,

Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,

Bathed the kids, and put t hem to bed.



At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't

finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he

managed to get through without complaint



The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and

said: -'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy


my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let


us trade back.'



The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy

to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait

nine months though. You got pregnant last night.'



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I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Life! is a coin. You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once.

How funny, and true! Thanks for sharing

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Mary

I have seen this before and it always makes me LOL! Thank you OP!

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LOL, love it!

That was funny!

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Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

He sure did a lot that I never do in one day... and especially the last part. LOL.

Well I am a Mom of a grown moved out son so I don't do that much either but Amen my job is harder than my husband's simply because I am "on call" 24 hrs a day. When a man comes home usually his work day is over. When we are at home we are right in the middle of our "office" and whatever comes up we are there to handle it!

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