I know we just did a post like this recently but I had to post this. DS is 4 and was singing Funky Town this morning (it's in Alvin and the Chipmunks). Instead of singing "Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it..." he was singing "taco valley, taco valley, taco valley"! The kid cracks me up!

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Madonna & Justin Timberlake 4 minutes song


My 8 yr old ALWAYS thinks it says


If you want it
You already got it
If you farted
It better be what you want
If you feel it
It must be real just
Say the word and imma give you what you want


The real words are


If you want it
You already got it
If you thought it
It better be what you want
If you feel it
It must be real just
Say the word and imma give you what you want


YouTube - Madonna feat. justin timberlake - 4 Minutes (Official video)

My oldest used to sing Joan Jett's "I Love Rock 'n Roll" as

"Put another tie in the juice box baby" .....

I told her it's "Put another DIME in the JUKE box baby"..... (of course I then had to explain what a juke box was....)

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Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

A friend of ours (AN ADULT!) thought Garth's Shameless said, "I'm shaving..." instead of "I'm shameless."

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DS used to sing "Wake me up before your cocoa"...instead of "Wake me up before you go go".

DS used to sing "Watch out for that cat, wo a wo wo wo wo" instead of What's new *****cat........