This was so hilarious last night that I was choking and almost peeing my pants.

"I hear the gays want to get married. Haven't they suffered enough?"

"What do you call a dog with no logs? It doesn't matter. He's not coming."

I can't remember the rest of them but there was a routine about "why does everyone want to know how much a baby weighs? How come we don't measure a baby's bouyancy? What if I want to go to a scientist's house and put my baby into a beaker? I have to know his bouyancy so I know how deep to dip him in" Not esact words but you get the gist of it.

It was so freaking funny I can't believe it.

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There were a few good ones, something about the bag of "dead" M & M's struck me as so funny.

I was upset that husband/wife couple didn't make it this week. I REALLY thought they were hilarious.

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I believe that is supposed to be "dog with no LEGS"
Kinda funnier with Logs!
It was pretty funny

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Thanks for the logs=legs translation. I kept reading and rereading that one wondering what I was missing.

Sorry guys I did not notice what a dork I am sometimes! Way funnier with legs than logs.

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