Do you have a favorite saying or quote? One that comes to mind for me is:

"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on!"

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This one is really very negative and I probably shouldn't even put it here, but it is one that I have been thinking about for about a week now, and not that it is my favorite, it is one that holds much meaning for me right now:


"A patronizing disposition always has its meaner side. Usually veiled under the guise of Christianity"

My mature one that I love from years ago is who peed in your wheeties or it sucks the big green weenie

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I dream to escape!

Dance like you've never hurt anyone.

Make love like you need the money.

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Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

If you hang around with dogs, you're going to get fleas.

My BFF and I like to say "you're lips are moving, and all I hear is BLAH,BLAH,BLAH!!!"

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Doing the right thing isn't always the same as doing the easy thing.

Tough titty said the kitty but the milk's still good

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Angels may not come when you call them, but they'll always be there when you need them.

I have 3 that I try to live by.....

Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing right.

Where there's a will, there's a way.


DH's favorite..... Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then!

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No outfit is complete without cat hairs!

~~~MsMiser

1. It's always darkest right before it goes totally black.

2. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!

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I want to keep ALL of my paycheck and eliminate the pyramid scheme known as Social Security (there is no lockbox ). Do you want the same thing? www.fairtax.org

None proclaim their innocence as loud as the guilty.

Every day is a new adventure.

There's nothing lucky about a bunny with no feet

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I dream to escape!

Mine are mostly ridiculous, LOL. but here are just a few that I use way too much on a daily basis.

"Don't let the fear of God or common sense stop you"

"She (or He) is nuttier than squirrel poop!"

"She (or He) is a fry short of a Happy Meal"

"Well, how'd that go for ya?"

"Way to go Turbo. (you have to say this with sarcasm for the full effect, feel free to also use Sparky in place of Turbo)

Dance With The One That Brought You
Smooth Move Ex-Lax
You can't polish a tur*

And how's that working out for you? (used when someone is telling tales of idiocy)

I can't remember the rest right now just do or say something to annoy me and they will come out.

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The political system is broke and it's a joke.

It's as cute as a box of baby ducks
He who holds the check book is in charge
Let me get back with you on that...
That would be a big fat NO
Go, Went, Gone
No good deed goes unpunished

My favorite has always been "If you can't say something nice, come sit by me."

Renee

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

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Nutella,....
proving some of the best things in life come in a jar.

Since I am a country girl and I work with city kids............ and when they get on me at school ,I say to them.

Why you up in my Kool-aid , when you dont even know my flavor?

shuts them up real fast!

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"Madison AnnMarie " 6/13/2008

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Hahahahahahaaaaaa!

I love that....like you need the money.....

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I'm the kind of woman when my feet hit the floor in each morning, the devil says "Oh crap, she's up."

I have never heard this in my life but I absolutely love it! Nice one!

When climbing the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress

Haha! Love this quote, never look at things quite like that before.

That reminds me of another quote I use to hear:

"This is an A & B conversation, so you can C your way out!"

Most of mine deal with my kids!

"Suck it up, buttercup!"

"You get what you get and you don't throw a fit."

"Talk to the hand, cuz the face ain't listenin!"

Lisa

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"It's not having what you want,
It's wanting what you've got"

I brought you into this world, I can take you out
Up sh*t creek (or is it crick....grammer experts please? ) without a paddle

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Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

Creek is correct

unforgiveness is like taking poison and waiting for the other guy to die

"I was normal once... I didn't like it"

"If everyone in this world was normal it would be a boring place to live"

"I try to be the best version of me I possibly can be"

I love this one. I got to use it the other day when doing a discipline discussion with an employee that told me he and a coworker had done something totally against policy and thought they could keep it from me "to keep from getting in trouble"
Yeah how's that working out for you?
These genius' work in a place with surveillance cameras everywhere.

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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass
It's about learning to dance in the rain.

I knew that, was just trying to be funny about another thread.....

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Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

"If it's free, its for me!"

How much did that cost??? FREE ninety nine!! (my oldest DS uses that one all the time, I guess I am rubbing off on him)

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

I worship the ground that awaits you.

Love means telling you why you're sorry.

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Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

The t-shirt I'm currently wearing...

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

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Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

cjs and cpsfsisooi

"whatever"

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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? " ~Epicurus

Your kids need a hug the most when they deserve it the least
You can't have a rainbow without some rain (there better be a heck of a rainbow tomorrow!)
what goes around comes around
You may be the smartest kid on the short bus,but it's still the short bus

Duck tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

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Calling a illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."

Just thought of another.....

When life gives you lemons... break out the tequila and salt!

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~~~MsMiser

I had an aunt that instead of saying crap or damn when something unexpected and unwanted happened, would say, "Shoot a buffalo." I have no idea where that came from but I use it often when kids are around and I don't want to use the alternatives.

Another favorite is, "He's happier than a two-peckered puppy in a fire hydrant factory.

I know a lot of people that could use some Duct tape.

It is hard to soar like an eagle when you hang with a bunch of turkeys

If you love something set it free.
If it returns to you it belongs to you.

Treat others as you want to be treated.

Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency.

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Doing the right thing isn't always the same as doing the easy thing.

The thing I always say when I am playing fashion police
"Just because it comes in your size, does not mean you should wear it"

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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass
It's about learning to dance in the rain.

My sayings are "Bite me" & Whatever! I also have another saying But some may not like it..LOL! When someone Passes gas(don't get all snobbish..We all pass gas at some point.)..I normally say "Kick it out,It doesn't pay rent, just takes up space"

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~*~Live life to the fullest*~*

I have that on a sign in my office!!

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My mom always use to say (now I do, too)
"Be Careful for what you wish for...you might just get it! And it may not be what you wanted after all!!"

and I also like to say...It's all good!

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"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give."
Winston Churchill

I was just reminded that I use this one often
"Be careful of the toes you step on today, they may be attached to the foot that kicks your a$$ tomorrow".

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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass
It's about learning to dance in the rain.

Sometimes you eat the bear
Sometimes the bear eats you

Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train!

"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"

"Toosh" (Instead of pronouncing it "Touche')

"We'll fix it" (Said in a sugary sweet southern drawl, of course. )

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My big dog t-shirt has that saying on it. My daughter used to say it to me when she was being fresh so i bought the shirt! lol

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One of my favorite sayings i used to say is your 1 can short of a six pack.

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