I think mine would be ..alone again, naturally. I spent many years being a Navy wife, my dh out to sea. I learned so much though..right now I am living in WV, my dh in Fla. I am dealing with more drama , still alone..I have a leaky ceiling and plumber issues..

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Live, Love, Laugh

My would be called "This Old Ghetto House", cause its falling apart lil by lil.

Mine would be - Our home, Our castle.

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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass
It's about learning to dance in the rain.

right now.......... My kids - YOUR kids!

nuff said!

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"Madison AnnMarie " 6/13/2008

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"Help! The cats own me!"

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Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

If Vegetarians eat Vegetables. Do Humanitarians eat Humans?

'Vegetarian' is an old Native American word for bad hunter.

"As the Puppy Turns"

If it's not one thing with these two dingity-dongs, it's another! LOL!!

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Where's Smokey? (the cat)

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The political system is broke and it's a joke.

"We'd Like to Welcome You to Crackerbox Palace" cuz it's so small for all of us and also not as solid a house (built in late 50's-early 60's) as some of our past houses that were more than 100 years old.
We used to have 2 life sized decorative suits of armor someone gave us, one stood by our front door and he was named Sir Byrd-Brayne because finches made nests in his helmet each year. The one out back we named Sir Stansalot.
Sir Byrd-Brayne had a sign we made hanging on his arm that welcomed one and all to Crackerbox Palace.
Sure do miss those gents, they made it so easy for folks to find our house.
MZ

The House that Nobody Wanted.


(...Except my bf.)

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"Welcome to the home of THE DRAMA LLAMA"

There is always some kind of drama going on in my family.

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Calling a illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."

Probably The Zoo.

But I think it'd be more like a game show, you have to figure out mysteries like...

Why does the cat have a pink baby dress on?

Who put G.I. Joe men in the microwave?

Where did all the band-aids that I bought last week go?

What happens when you play with Play-Doh on a brand new carpet?

How can you aggravate someone in the backseat without ever touching or talking to them?

and

Do vegetables really taste better with ketchup?

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Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

Kids Gone Wild....

mine would be called "the crazy house" I swear its so crazy all the time I have no idea why I even try anymore

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mom of 3 greats girls

Raising Gusto.

LOL

(Part of last name, and well..we're raising-or have raised- a few of them!)

Another one would be...

House of 1000 Kotexes.

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I know, some of those not very fun for you - but these are great!

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HAHA, I like that one!

"Dog Crap or No Dog Crap?"

Since we don't have any pets, the neighbors think we need to share their bounty. Right now, I'd say the banker has been waaaaaay to generous!

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I want to keep ALL of my paycheck and eliminate the pyramid scheme known as Social Security (there is no lockbox ). Do you want the same thing? www.fairtax.org

The safe house.
I have had so many teenagers stay at my house because they were inconvenient to thier parents.
"I am going away with my boyfriiend can Mindy stay at your house"
"My husband died and I can't copewith the kids"
"My parents are going on vacation can I stay at your house my mother said to ask you because they can't afford to take us".
The best one was when the police came at 2 am and asked if a neighborhood teen could stay at my house because the child was locked out and the mother wasn't home <he knew because for a hour he had been trying to contact the mother <shining lights in the house, knocking on the doors and windows and calling on the phone> When the mother returned home at 3 am she reported the child missing and the police said she is not missing she is at a safe house in the neighborhood that I took her to as you were NOT home. He came and picked her up and said he really gave the mother the riot act.
I have grandchildren living with me and they all are friends of the grandkids who are very grateful for the safe house.

Oh wow, while quite sad situations for the young ones, you ARE a Godsend!

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I am gonna steal that from you, cause that fits my house perfectly

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Proud mom to 4 great boys Anthony20,Nicholas16,Michael4,Sean2

"If Mom aint' happy, ain't nobody happy"......LOL

cj/

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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code. -Emo Phillips

The four of us and the dog

Our house is officially "Camp Crazy Mom", so I guess we could call it that. The phone even gets answered that way sometimes.

Renee

Nuthouse Lol!

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Without Health you have no Wealth!

Thats this weeks episode at our house too,lol!

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I live in a trailer park with wacky neighbors on both sides of me so I'd call my reality show:

"Where's A Tornado When You Need One?"

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Jesus SAVES by shopping smartly and using double coupons!

Lifestyles of the Poor and Unknown.

(Actually, we aren't poor, but we hate shopping for furniture, so it looks that way. Most of the furniture in the house is, um, previously owned, but not antiques.)

it would be called house that loves shetland sheepdogs because we have 4 Sunshine and Simba mom and dad and 2 daughters Merlin and Bambi and we are not done I want to have 2 more to us they are simply the most beautiful peaceful loving dogs in the world. Peace to all catherine

I have a garden flag in my flower bed by the porch that says "Welcome To The Nuthouse". It's so cute, and everyone thinks it's a hoot! ILUVLUCY420- Shelties are the best!! I still miss my Bella, we had her for 13 years, she was so wonderful!!

ballmom so sorry to hear about your bella your beautiful sheltie I am sure, did u ever consider getting another one. I grew up with them and so I have been with them all my life, and while I am a huge huge animal lover and lover all pets of all kinds somehow shelties have our hearts , When i was younger I had some for 16 years which is very long she name was Sandy and she was with out a double the sweetest of them all she was mine and extremely loving thats their nature, Again sorry to hear about your loss. Peace catherine

The House from Heck OR REPAIR ME PLEASE! LOL