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Old 09-09-2008, 11:47 AM
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Having an Affair with "Clarence"
My husband doesn't mind; my Mom gets jealous. I have the receipts to prove it.

I love "Clarence" every time I go to a store and see his name I am caught in his web of love.

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I hope you all know "who" I am talking about--who are you having an affair with?
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Old 09-09-2008, 12:33 PM
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My husband doesn't mind; my Mom gets jealous. I have the receipts to prove it.

I love "Clarence" every time I go to a store and see his name I am caught in his web of love.

LOL

I hope you all know "who" I am talking about--who are you having an affair with?
How would a sober person know what you're talking about? LOL
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Old 09-09-2008, 01:18 PM
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OK, I'll show my ignorance and ask...Clarence?
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Old 09-09-2008, 01:29 PM
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Old 09-09-2008, 01:38 PM
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We took our kids to Kohl's a few weeks ago. DH turns to DS and says with a wink of the eye, "If you get lost, go to the front and ask them to page your father. Tell them his name is Clarence..........Clarence Rax." We had to sit in the van another five minutes to get rid of all the giggles.

Hilarious, OP. Thanks for reminding me of what a great day that was.
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Old 09-09-2008, 01:39 PM
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I love Clarence too! He can save you lots of
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:20 PM
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Who Or What Is Clarence?????????
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:36 PM
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I have the same love I can spot him in the store 2 miles away he tries to hide from me but my eyes are trained to find him
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Old 09-09-2008, 02:44 PM
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Well, since you asked, I am having an affair w/ Harris. I was hooked the very first time he asked for my phone number and gave me his card. He wines and dines my all the time-even sends sweet emails every once in a while. I sometimes see him every day! In case you were wondering, his last name is Teeter.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:04 PM
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Who Or What Is Clarence?????????


clearance racks I guess
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kindly include me in the on going affair, it seems like this affair has been going on between me and him forever and I just cannot stop myself .... too funny lol. Peace.Catherine
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:35 PM
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Clarence has been making making 3 generations of women in my family happy. He finally got me when i was 27 and was pregnant the with my first. He even had an affair with my dad, lol.
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Old 09-09-2008, 03:56 PM
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people are sure getting weirder around here.
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Clarence has been making making 3 generations of women in my family happy. He finally got me when i was 27 and was pregnant the with my first. He even had an affair with my dad, lol.
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Old 09-09-2008, 06:55 PM
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Old 09-09-2008, 07:51 PM
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Then go to the front desk and ask for Clarence Rax! LOL
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:11 PM
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Geez what a surprise that Clarence Rax is in every city!! He must have some strong "Jeans"
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Old 09-09-2008, 08:18 PM
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All this time I thought I was the ONLY one. Oh well I guess there is enough of Clarence to go around.

And Linny I am jealous I want a piece of Harris too he never comes over to my neck of the woods!
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Old 09-09-2008, 11:50 PM
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I am also in love with Clearance, and his cousin, Mark Down too!
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How would a sober person know what you're talking about? LOL
OMG!! That made me laugh way too hard!!! LOL!!!


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Well, since you asked, I am having an affair w/ Harris. I was hooked the very first time he asked for my phone number and gave me his card. He wines and dines my all the time-even sends sweet emails every once in a while. I sometimes see him every day! In case you were wondering, his last name is Teeter.

Oh my goodness, that is hilarious!! Love it!!!!

You gals have to stop, I am going to wake the house up!



Great thread, OP!!! .. Mark Down??? OMG......Funny!
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Old 09-10-2008, 12:18 AM
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I am also in love with Clearance, and his cousin, Mark Down too!
LOL! Yeah, don't you love it when Mark goes down even further on you!! But nothing's hotter than when Clarence & I meet up on the 75 off aisle in Target - things get downright OB-SENE! And I don't even care who's lookin'
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LOL! Yeah, don't you love it when Mark goes down even further on you!!
I love sharing Clarence w/ friends and family!
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I was trying to keep Mark Down a secret but now I have to share both him and Clarence with everyone.

By the way you guys are cracking me up so hard I may need a Depends.
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