THE CORVETTE



A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of

the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it at 80 MPH,

enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"AMAZING" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the

metal even nore.



Looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, blue

light flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 MPH........then

110 .......then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old

for this," and pulled over to await the troopers arrival.



Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at

his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday.

If you can give me one reason for speeding that I've never heard before,

I'll let you go."



The old gentleman paused then said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a

Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."



"Have a good day Sir," replied the trooper.

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Thanks for the smile for today! lol

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HAHAHAHA! So funny!

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I gotta pass this one on.
Too funny!

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That's cute! Had to pass it on!