"I didn't lose any money in the stock market because I am smart enough not to sell'
"I am not getting on the computer because when you do they get all your information, I am staying unknown."

"Every time I work on my book the devil makes it disappear from my computer because he doesn't want to world to know the truth"

"How do you spell Target?"

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My dog got hit by a car for the 4th time. You'd think she'd learn.

"My brain plays tricks on me all the time, it's way smarter than I am."

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I'm naturally funny. D'you know, sometimes I walk down the street and people just burst out laughing - Linda La Huges

uh oh, this one actually made sense to me.

Not sure if this would qualify as dumb, or just funny.

DS said "oh, you know how to sew??? Now make me a sweater"

It just struck me as funny. I associate knitting with sweaters, not sewing.

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No Piece, No Peace
Know Piece, Know Peace

TLJ Women United in Spirit!!!

There is no recession.

I am trying to keep my insanity

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What's the number for 9-1-1??

Hmmm. This actually makes some sense to me because now is the time to buy stocks, not sell them.

Huh? I think this one's more strange than dumb but it might be entertaining to read that book. LOL.

Juror: "The defendant can't be guilty of this horrible crime because nobody would do such a terrible thing."

I have some
Smoking cigarettes does not cause lung or throat cancer, well it does not help it either
Gay people should not be allowed to get married
Oh its ok let the kid have a few swigs of your beer
Peace. Catherine

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in memory of my beloved beautiful brother Sonny who is now an angel in heaven