A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet's surgery.

As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said 'I'm so sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.'

The distressed owner wailed 'Are you sure?' 'Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead,' he replied. 'How can you be so sure,' she protested. 'I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.'

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his paws on the table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes, and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog, took it out, and returned a few minutes later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, 'I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.' He then turned to his PC, hit a few keys and produced a bill for $150. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill--'$150 she cried, $150 just to tell me my duck is dead!'

The vet just shrugged and said, 'I'm sorry. If you had taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab report and the Cat scan. . . . .

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funny!!

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If Vegetarians eat Vegetables. Do Humanitarians eat Humans?

'Vegetarian' is an old Native American word for bad hunter.

Cute.

pretty funny

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