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The Cafe - 'TC' So? Your daughter wants her belly pierced? Your cat keeps using the couch as a litter box? Your husband taped the Hockey game over your wedding video? Your neighbor has a gnome collection and it makes you mad? Pour yourself a cup of coffee and come on in to The Café! Talk amongst yourselves...discuss, question, reply, or respond to many subjects!

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Old 12-21-2008, 01:35 PM
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Why don't I go naked in public?
Because everyone comes up to me trying to buy cottage cheese and innertubes. What's up with that?
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Old 12-21-2008, 01:40 PM
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Can I have some of your eggnog ?
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Old 12-21-2008, 02:36 PM
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OOOK!

My excuse is that I'd scare the heck out of everyone and scar young children for life.
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Old 12-21-2008, 04:12 PM
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Waiter, I'll have what she's having.!
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Old 12-21-2008, 11:31 PM
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Because everyone will ask me why I have an ass in the front and the back!!! After giving birth to four kids, and I am looking in the mirror, I wonder, "Why didn't I adopt?" Anyone want to contribute to the Linnybop Tummytuck Fund? It's not a tax write off or anything, but it would get rid of one extra ass from the cafe-lol....
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Old 12-22-2008, 07:31 AM
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Hmmmm......I thought it was a baby sling.
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Old 12-22-2008, 10:34 AM
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LMAO I have worked hard on building up this fat supply and its like a child I can't leave it alone for a minute.
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Old 12-22-2008, 11:33 AM
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My extra fat layer is so I can survive the NY winter. At least that's what I keep telling everyone I pass at the buffet.
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Old 12-22-2008, 12:03 PM
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ROFLMFBO you all have given me some good ones to use now. although I am 37 pounds lighter than I was on 1/1/2008 !
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Old 12-22-2008, 01:24 PM
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Because I don't want to make ya'll jealous! (hee hee hee j/k)
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Old 12-22-2008, 01:52 PM
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ROFLMFBO you all have given me some good ones to use now. although I am 37 pounds lighter than I was on 1/1/2008 !
Congratulations! Now you only have yogurt instead of cottage cheese.
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Old 12-22-2008, 10:04 PM
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So thats what I have an ass in the back and front. I was wondering what they called that lump. nancy
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