I have to admit, I got this idea from another board...but I liked it! So...It's so cold that...feel free to add to the list...

It's so cold that instead of the finger, New Jerseyans are giving each other the mitten.

It's so cold that Richard Simmons was seen putting on a pair of long pants.

It's so cold that my neighbors dryer was going and I could watch the exhaust turn to ice crystals.

It's so cold that chickens are rushing into KFC and begging to use the pressure cooker.

It's so cold that when cops tell a robber to FREEZE! he does.

It's so cold that when I baked a cake, and set it out to cool, it frosted itself.

It's so cold that I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog.

~Lisa

It's so cold here that there's no opportunity for my snot to freeze....my nostrils freeze shut before it gets a chance.

It's so cold here that the smoke detectors just went off! I'm thinking because the house had gotten so cold overnight and when I kicked on the heat this morning, the rising temperature gradient set them off!

PS - Gosh, zookeeper - what a great "glass half full" attitude ya have there!
PPS - CaddyLisa....I'm thanking God for cold now if I don't have to see Richard Simmons in short-shorts!

cj/

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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code. -Emo Phillips

ROFL! That made me laugh!!!!

here's some I found:

It's so cold....that the local flasher was caught describing himself to women.

It's so cold...Bill Clinton is even sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm

(I disagree with that last statement, though. I don't think Hillary can get above freezing to keep anyone warm! LOL!)

Can I use a crude one? LOL My grandma used to always say:

"It's so cold in here, I could cut glass with my nipples"!!!

Yes, she was a wild one!

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Too funny! I guess that's similar to what my old boss used to say...It's colder than a witches tit! Hee hee...Another one he said..It's colder than a well digger's butt in the Yukon. ~Lisa