This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found Shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out.
Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to Browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Wal-Mart.


Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
our store.

We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you
from the store.

Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our
video Surveillance cameras.


1. June 15:

Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
weren't looking.


2 . July 2:

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute Intervals.


3. July 7:

Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.


4. July 19:

Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in
Housewares. Get on it right away."


5. August 4:

Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on Layaway.


6. August 14:

Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.


7. August 15:

Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd Invite
them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding
Department.


8. August 23:

When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"


9. September 4:

Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he
picked his nose.


10. September 10:

While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk Where the
antidepressants were.


11. October 3:

Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission
Impossible" theme.


12. October 6:

In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using Different
sizes of funnels.


13. October 18:

Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME!
PICK ME!"


14. October 21:

When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal Position
and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"


And last, But not least ..


15. October 23:

Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then Yelled very
loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in Here!"


Regards,
Tom Richards
Walmart Manager

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Did your husband do this:
http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/u...re-20woosk.jpg

I love it!!!

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The political system is broke and it's a joke.

HAHAHAHAHA!! Too funny!!!
Kinda reminds me of when my cousins were younger, about 7 and 8, they went to K-mart and shook hands with a lady mannequin and her wig fell off and her arm came off!

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If Vegetarians eat Vegetables. Do Humanitarians eat Humans?

'Vegetarian' is an old Native American word for bad hunter.

OMG.....I think I peed my pants on that pic! I love it! Thanks for the laugh...I so needed it.

Glad you enjoyed it! I almost peed my pants when I saw it too! (Makes we want to go into a few stores I don't like and copy it!)