Ever see a bumper sticker or tag line that makes you laugh out loud. Share them here!

Any chance we could keep politics out of it though??

I saw this one yesterday and about peed my pants (from crying)

My 401K is now a 101K.

And some oldies but goodies:

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
I'm still hot, it just comes in flashes now.

cj/

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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code. -Emo Phillips

Some of my favorites

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
Go like hell, you'll get there.

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Sometimes the elevator often the shaft

Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?

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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition, and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

- Stephen Colbert.

My Dog is Smarter than the President (she took it off after 1/20)

My other car is Fairy Dust

My Son can beat up your Honor Student

and of course

Dog is my CoPilot
and
S*!t happens

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The political system is broke and it's a joke.

Thought of another one:

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

teehee...

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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code. -Emo Phillips

I like this one (it's in really small print): "Stop staring at my @ss!" (you really have to stare and squint to read it LOL

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Proud to say I haven't shopped at a Wal-Mart since Sept 2003

To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
Lord, save me from your followers.
How many roads must a man travel before he admits he is lost?

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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition, and then admit that we just don't want to do it.

- Stephen Colbert.

"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair"

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Allie

One I used to have on my mini-van

"Don't Make Me Get The Flying Monkeys"

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Come and visit the gang at TLJ
PM me for info

I had that one, but dh wouldn't let me put it on the car.

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Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

Annoy a LIberal,
Work Hard, Be Happy

Well at least the war on the middle class is going well.

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Cecilia

"We must love them both--those whose opinions we share and those whose opinions we reject. For both have labored in the search for truth, and both have helped us in the finding of it."
Saint Thomas Aquinas

My dad raised many things, a fool wasn't one of them.
God doesn't believe in athiests.
If Jimmy cracked corn and noone cares, why is there a song about it?
For a woman to be thought of as equal to man, she must work twice as hard. Luckily, this isn't difficult.
Bush's legacy: leave no child a dime

my hubby has one on his car that says"Driver carries no cash,he's married"

My license plate frame which I had made and it reads "My other auto is a .45."
We get stopped at the security check point when crossing the dam (Hoover) and the officers there just think it's a hoot.

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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass
It's about learning to dance in the rain.

I am a Nurse - I am here to save your ass not kiss it!

DH pointed out a Save the Ta-Ta's sticker the other day

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Books just wanna be FREE! See what I mean at:
http://bookcrossing.com

My other favorites
www.paperbackswap.com
www.wheresgeorge.com
www.geocaching.com

This is what mine says and I LOVE It..........
I WILL GIVE YOUR PRESIDENT THE SAME RESPECT YOU Gave Mine.....Sherri

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"It isn't that liberals are ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan

I'm only driving this fast because I have to poop.

I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying.

OMG, I love this!!! I'll have to find one like this for dh!

Dh has one on his truck that says "Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition"

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Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

I drive a Honda Element (small boxed shaped suv) my sis made me a sticker that says "it's hip to be square" I love it.

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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one

How cute!!

I love that one...everytime my husband starts speeding and driving crazy you know he has to go potty!!!!!!!!!!!!lololol Sherri

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"It isn't that liberals are ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan

I hear ya on that! DH is the same way. LOL I deliver pizza and I noticed it on the back of a customers vehicle and I swear I almost lost it right then and there!