I thought this was a good one!

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened to her prayers which ended by saying: 'God bless Mommy, God bless
Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa.' The father asked,
'Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?'
The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like
the thing to do.' The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a
strange coincidence.
A few months later t he father put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye
Grandma.' The next day the grandmother died. 'Holy **** 'thought the father,
this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her
say: 'God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.' He practically went into
shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go
to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in
the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there,
drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late,
what's the matter?' He said 'I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent
the worst day of my life.'
She said, 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe
what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my
lesson!

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Sometimes the elevator often the shaft

LOL I was wondering where that was going. That was cute thanks for the laugh.

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The political system is broke and it's a joke.

Hahahaha!! :d

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Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

If Vegetarians eat Vegetables. Do Humanitarians eat Humans?

'Vegetarian' is an old Native American word for bad hunter.

LOL..funny!

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That's funny.