So when your husband has gas you just kind of squiggle up your nose and put up with it...but when he has THE Gas well that is a different story. First you escape to the bathroom or the kitchen or to Jupiter.
Then you call the local authorities and homeland security and the next day send the neighbors a so sorry basket.
We ate Mexican on Valentine's Day and all weekend he had THE Gas.

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Um. . . thanks for sharing??

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Just trying to give a laugh and seeing if I am the only one.

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The political system is broke and it's a joke.

Heck, I join in! Wind up having a THE Gas contest!

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If Vegetarians eat Vegetables. Do Humanitarians eat Humans?

'Vegetarian' is an old Native American word for bad hunter.

Haven't you heard of Gas-X ???

I would hand him the box of Gas-X.

It works!

Personally, I run for the can of Glade!

LOL - funny!!

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My daddy, when he'd have a headache, always said "I've got 'the headache' instead of just 'I've got a headache." We never knew what the difference was. Now when someone in our family does have a headache, we always ask, is it "a" headache or "the" headache??

We call those deadly silent ones 'blowing roses'... the noisier ones are 'barking spiders'.

We call them *the duck*, as in... there's that darned duck again ;-)

we also say that it's a duck or frog. my husband woke me up twice from my sleep last night because of THE gas. to make matters worse it wasn't a noise that woke me, it was a smell. it was so gross. i was very mad and tired this morning and told him whatever he ate yesterday...don't eat it again!

Was my husband at your house when I was at Bunco last night? lol

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lol...one husband is enough for me.

My grandma always said she had The Headache. That's what we say now too.

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I must be in the minority here but that is something people in my family always take care of in private.

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All the cool babies are wearing cloth!

Isn't in bed with your wife private? Or in the bosom of your family? In my family I guess we feel if you can't relax enough in your own home with your own family to release gas then where the heck can you? A hard working man should not have to go outside or to the toilet when he passes gas. And people who eat a lot of veggies get THE gas a lot and that is the healthy way to be right? With the veggies?

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I wonder if that would work for a dog?
My dog can run me out of the room. It's like silent death. You don't hear it but oh my the smell is deadly.

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My GOD Bless our Country and our Troops, and rid the World of terroists.

Amen Anna!!

I am probably in the minority here but with family and close friends I find a well timed fart or a hysterical fart story will just send me into gales of laughter.
I think it started with an elementary school teacher that used to always go to the back of the room and cough to cover any, um noise. Once her timing was off and it was something like, cough, pffftt. Sent the whole room into fits of laughter.
So I guess on this one I have not matured past a third grade level.

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