I have NO CHOCOLATE in the house!!!!!!!!

*running around* whatta I do? whatta I do?

I only grocery shop once a month.. next month I really need to stock up on emergency chocolate!!

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Oh, man.....I wish I could unload some on you. My kindergarten students gave me enough to last a year!

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Ok, ok, do an inventory..... breathe ..... think .... stay with me here......

No chocolate pudding mix? No brownie mix? No chocolate syrup? No chocolate ice cream? No Valentine candy? Really? My goodness, just how did you let this happen?

Lay in an emergency stash !!!! I understand

dl

I'll be right over!

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Girl! Not even cocoa powder?
You got to always keep that on hand. With it you can make brownies, no-bake cookies, chocolate gravy (for breakfast!!!), baked fudge (absolutely one of the best recipes I've gotten off of thepioneerwoman.com!!!!), hot chocolate, crinkle cookies....all of which should cure a chocolate craving.

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did you see 'The Women'? I loved the scene when Meg Ryan couldn't find anything chocolate so she took a stick of butter, dipped it in cocoa powder and then dunked it into a glass of milk!

we find ways when we have to!! :-))

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I been looking.. even in couch cushions for stray M&Ms... NOTHING!!! I...I...I feel dizzzzzzzzzzy.

I am adding all kinds of chocolate goodies to my list as I type! As God as my witness (best Scarlet voice) I shall never be out of chocolate again!!

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Couch cushions...lmao!!

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marilyn, you are KILLING ME!!! Hush up woman I am drooling!!

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Okay, take a deep breath, and run to the nearest gas station for emergency supplies.

Here's a good recipe for a quick chocolate fix!

Yes, I've tried it and yes, it works.

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well.
Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using)
and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT!
(this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous)
why it's the most dangerous cake recipe in the world !

Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from
chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

I found this and I'm gonna give it a try.

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I haven't seen that movie.. but I know just how she feels! HAHA!

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Chocolate Cake in a Mug... I was just going to post that recipe!!! Great minds must think alike Ambri!

I feel that the chocolate chips are not optional. They make it have the gooeyness that is needed since there is no frosting.

We have a high-powered microwave and have to do 50% for three minutes or it gets tough...

My son makes these all the time. He makes two... and they pour out easily onto plates. He eats one entire *cake* himself. DH and I share as it is so extremely rich with chocolate.

Sus... is this conversation helping your cravings. LOL.

It is so soon after Valentines Day, did you not get any chocolate from your sweetheart?

Run to the store and get some marked down Valentine's candy right now! And NEVER let this happen again lol or you'll be banned from something I haven't quite figured out what yet.

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I didn't try it with the chocolate chips, I thought it might end up too rich. But I might try them next time, I think I know what you mean by the "gooeyness"!

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Head straight to Walgreens...All of their Valentine's chocolate is 50% off! Stock up and enjoy! ~Lisa

No but he did give me banana earrings that are very cuteeeee... Hmmm... I wonder if I could eat them?

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This thread made me break open one of my two bags of Dove that my daughter picked up yesterday on the after Valentines sale. I was going to resist, but now the deed is done. Thanks a lot!

Wow, i dont think theres been candy here since Halloween unless the kids brought it home since the teachers seem to only be able to reward kids with candy.

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op - How did it go? Did you take the car or the truck to load up? Did you need a wheelbarrow?

Now, about those stashing places.......back of a drawer, in the closet, under the towels, behind the healthy cereal, under the spare tire, in the garden shed? Those areas should have you covered for future attacks. Once convulsions set in, you could at least crawl to the closest stash !!!!

dl

I sincerely hope you were able to get your fix of chocolate. I can understand I am that way with whip creme. Man oh man I have been talking about whip creme so much lately. I cannot wait and I am counting the days. Till saturday when we go back to where I grew up to get my fill of homemade whip creme. What diet who said diet, give the whip creme. And please please give susiecat her chocolate we are good ladies, lol.. Peace and enjoy all the chocolate your heart desires..Catherine

I am sticking to my once a month shopping.. It's HARD not to go running to the store, oh boy is it hard!!! When I do go you bet I will need a wheelbarrow to load up on emergency chocolate!

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If Vegetarians eat Vegetables. Do Humanitarians eat Humans?

'Vegetarian' is an old Native American word for bad hunter.

I admire you for sticking to that. I have tried to just do once a week and I cave! How do you do it?

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If you need chocolate just go and get some before we read about the lady who went crazy and started shooting from the rooftop because she had no chocolate.

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