I found this and it made me laugh. I thought I'd share it!

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
"Hello and thank you for calling Sunny Days Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:"
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

lol!

Do we get to pick who is which ?..

got to love this one.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

Thanks for the chuckle.

LOLOLOLOL!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

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this is funny except its my daughters answering machine recording on her cell phone and when you are wanting to leave a message and it takes what seems like 5 mins to get all that out.. you are aggraviated once you can leave the message...lol. i tell her i need the mental help after listening to it just to leave a message!

steph

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This was cute!

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Kathy E. in Texas