I just read this in our paper and found it funny. A Denver woman who is vegan wanted to get a custom license plate. She applied to get: ILVTOFU (I love tofu). She was rejected because her request was deemed profane by the board who decides it. They won't use "FU" in a license plate together because of it's sexual meaning. Since I knew what she meant before I read the plate, I read the plate as intended "I love tofu" but looking back, if I hadn't known what was intended, it said something quite different: I love to FU The woman said she never thought of it meaning that and she just loves tofu

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Well!!! I never thought of it until I read on. I guess she is lucky they rejected her, or she might have gotten a lot of unwanted attention. lol

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John Lennon

There used to be a web site that sold just pens - called penisland.com, LOL! Now it's a porn site. (I just checked to see.)

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- Stephen Colbert.

I saw that article earlier today...haha


Here's a few of my faves........

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too funny!
Yes, eat the kids first-that will cut down on the backtalk! Now, here is one that needs a bit of interpretation. I have seen him around a few times-the same person driving. His is:
"Clnasfk"
I always wonder, is he a neat freak, or is he soliciting for business w ppl of the alternative lifestyle? Yup, I spend way tooo much time alone inside my head!

I saw one not long ago that was "neice". I thought it was neat, thought some ones aunt or unlce helped them buy it and they were just being respectufl. That was until I followed her about 15 miles and looked at the car and the driver a little closer. I decided she meant " any I see", which is more appropriate for what I was seeing.

I saw a cute one, it said BCOOLOK I'm not sure if there was one O or double O's. My dh said I wonder who BC Oolock is. I said no it is Be cool ok. We still laugh about it.

I was behind NTRSPAY a few days ago.

Somebody help me... I'm not really awake yet this morning (the kids are out of school and I got to sleep in late after last night's tornadoes blew through here)

Somebody read that first picture up there "out loud" for me.
What is it and what am I not seeing ~

You can laugh at me later because I didn't get it

X

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If you are talking about the Timmay one, it's from South Park. Hilarious, if you watch the show.

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Timmy is the handicapped kid on South Park, the only thing he can say is "Timmay!"

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I didn't get the first one either. Thanks for explaining...I am not a south park fan

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Thank you for explaining. I've never seen an episode of South Park. I've seen the commercials but have never watched it. (I stay mostly on the Hallmark Channel now)

Happy to be clueless sometimes,
X

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Hey X ,
You were not alone on that first one. I didn't get it either.

I haven't seen that show and don't think It sounds funny.

Maybe having a handicapped child makes me look at it differently?

i didnt get the first one either...lol. I thought it was a gay way of saying Tim...lol. I should of asked my 13 yr old he would of known.. he watches south park sometimes...lol.

steph

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We saw one last night that we'd seen in other states:
OURAQT

I didn't know what it was either. Then I showed it to my 13 year old son and he knew what it was right away. He thought it was so funny he saved the picture to put on his myspace.

I knew 13 yr old sons came in handy for some reason...lol.

steph

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