Another rip off..no clue on original author..but I liked it enough to share!

Ok, so McCain/Palin are now ahead in the polls, with a massive 20 point shift among white women. But we all know that polls are fickle, and nothing is settled until the election. With that in mind, I have a request, particularly for any members of the loyal opposition who may be reading this.
We're going to need you to do your part for McCain/Palin '08.

1.)Please keep attacking Sarah Palin's family. Especially if you happen to be an official member of the Obama campaign. Failure to follow through on his threats to fire anyone who participates in those kinds of attacks will call into question his sincerity and resolve, allowing Republicans to have all the voters who value that kind of thing in a chief executive.

2.)Please keep mocking small towns and rural folk who know where meat comes from. We can use all their votes too.

2.5)Please continue to question Sarah Palin's ability to "have it all" as a working mother. After you finish scorning the dreams and aspirations of working mothers around the nation, we'll be happy to take their votes.

3.)Please make fun of her religion. We can not only use the votes of devoutly religious folks—and could you please compare your candidate to Jesus some more? Thanks!—but also of non-believers who respect Christians who spend more time living their faith than trying to force it on others.

4.)Please point out any instance in which she only halfway lived up to her ideals. This will provide us with plenty of glass-half-full talking points, and point out that Obama's glass has always been completely full... of hot air.

5.)Please belittle her accomplishments as governor of Alaska. I will never tire of asking how many 4-way, $25 billion deals Obama has successfully negotiated between foreign nations, oil companies, state legislators, and native tribes. (And after 30 years of delays, she did it in her first term!)

6.)Please point out how stereotypically submissive and overtly feminine she is, with her red patent leather heels and her hair done up, and her... house husband? (Who quit his job to avoid a conflict of interest while Michelle Obama was getting her pay doubled, and whose employers then conveniently got a million $ earmark written for them by her husband.)

I know it's a lot to ask, but with your help, we can keep this wave rolling all the way to the White House!

Good one!!!!