'Twas the night before election
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

' On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the scary part is every bit of it is true!!!!!!!! SHerri

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"It isn't that liberals are ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
- Ronald Reagan

That's cute. Here's one I found.

Twas the night before the Election
When all through the nation
McCain was still spinning
His lies of desperation
I, in my jammies
In my favorite chair
Had turned off the tube
Nothing but hot air

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
It was the "Maverick", his pitbull, and the boys

"Socialist", "Traitor", "Kill him"
They shouted
They rattled off lies
And hatred they spouted

"Obama wants your money
to spread out the wealth
To give people on welfare
Who are black like himself."

"He hates Joe the Plumber
More taxes are his plan
So if you want to keep less
Then Obama's your man"

I listened politely
To all that they spate
And when they were finished
I was tempted to set them straight

But thinking on how
They've conducted their campaign
I decided it was futile
My words would be in vain

For it's fear, hatred, doubt
They are in hopes to instill
To win the election
and impose their will

And rather than tell me
What they are about
They simply continue
To lie, spin, and spout

Go on Sarah and John
Keep avoiding what's true
And the day after the election
You'll all cry "boohoo"

Integrity, character, common sense
They're your lack
And that is one reason
I will vote for Barack

And all of you voters
Who have yet to make up your mind
I hope you will join me
Leaving negative politics behind

We need a new leader
A new hope, a new day
And I truly believe
Barack Obama is the way

You've offered your opinion
And now I've offered mine
I am sure you'll agree
We are both free to opine

I look forward to talking
Again in a year
In the meantime I'll pray
We won't realize our fear

It is true, terrorist will continue
To bomb and assault
And if they hit home
It won't be Obama's fault

Mr. Bush is the reason
We lack respect all abroad
His kick ass demeanor
His cowboy roughshod

He's botched his eight years
Went to war with Hussein
When Bin Laden was who
We needed to restrain

When I think of the path
Mr. Bush has gone down
At least when the election is over
He'll have been run out of town

On Obama!, On Biden!
A vote for what's right!
Happy voting to all
And to all a goodnight

That would actually be good if Obama/Biden didn't spout as much hate and fear as McCain/Palin.

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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"
- George Orwell Animal Farm

I suppose we should be grateful that you acknowledge that McCain and Palin are out there spouting hatred and fear. . .

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Reading is Fundamental.

Why? They all do it. . .there is nothing new or profound about it. Somtimes fear is justified too. I suppose we should be grateful that you acknowledge that Obama/Biden are out their spouting hatred and fear as well.

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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"
- George Orwell Animal Farm

Your reading skills as lacking. I did not acknowledge that since it's not true.

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Reading is Fundamental.

I think your grammar skills "as" lacking too.

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"No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"
- George Orwell Animal Farm