Oh no, it's happened, woe is me...
I just now checked the laun_de_ry!
A pile of socks adorns my home,
But every single one alone :(
Yes, none do match there is no pair
Looked on the stairs and on the chair
I found some gum, and some cat hair
A quarter, and some underwear
Despite these treasures that abound,
Not one matching sock I've found
I wonder where the critters go....
Hawaii, Vegas, Mexico?
I would feel like a total jerk,
Wearing mismatched socks to work
I've checked the wok, the deck, the clock,
Oh wherefore art thou, blasted sock?
Right now, before I do forget,
I'll log on to the internet
Amazing Socks is where I'll go,
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(I hope you've found this poem funny)